Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are currently the reigning lesbian couple in the celebrity world. They are so young and glamorous they make the former reigning Queen and Queen—Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi--look as forlorn and ancient as Eleanor Roosevelt and Gertrude Stein. But being at the top still isn’t good enough for Lindsay and who can blame her? She is an A+ List star but her girlfriend the disc jockey is a B- List Star at best, and some would even put her at D+ depending on what part of the country you live in. Lindsey knows she deserves better and she’s recently informed close friends that she has her sights set on a girl she feels would be her perfect “girl toy.” But wait just a minute here!!! Granted, Heidi has always touted Herbie: Fully Loaded as her favorite all-time movie, but that is NOT a betrayal of her heterosexuality. That movie should have been an Oscar-winner and, yes, Lindsay’s performance was a good one, but we all know it was Herbie's show. Heidi loves him--he’s probably the funniest car in the history of movies, even better than the animated ones in Cars and certainly more lovable than Christine. But how does that make her a lesbian, Lindsay???? Keep your sick fantasies to yourself. Heidi wants to raise a family someday, and last time we checked, “eating at the Y” is NOT a form of procreation. It’s all in the Holy Bible if you’d take 5 seconds to read it!!!!
