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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Travolta: L. Ron Hubbard would have married Heidi!!!


John Travolta is an actor, father of several children and staunch advocate of preserving our nation’s covered bridges. L. Ron Hubbard was one of the “leading lights” of the ancient Scientological Church and also a noted seer, coxswain and man of letters. He is dead now, but to marry such a man would literally transfer unto this lucky female the coveted mantle of Queen. And guess what? Heidi is the Chosen One!!! John Travolta unhesitatingly cited Heidi’s good humor, kindness to animals, singing voice, kitchen skills and All-American good looks before bestowing upon her this highest of honors. And that’s not all--he continued by saying that the way Heidi has handled her incredible fame over the years is “unprecedented in recorded history.” Geez, do you think he likes Heidi??? Well, he is not a dumb man, that’s for sure. He danced with Princess Diana!!! Do you remember that magical night? What is fantastic is that this is not mere speculation. As a ranking Thetan of the 41st Imperial Operating Level, John Joseph Travolta is actually in daily contact with the “Barn Boss” of the ancient Scientological Church. His name? L. Ron Hubbard!!!! And yes, he is in LOVE with Heidi!!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Heidi to babysit The Baby Suri!!!!!


People who follow the glossies know that only six human beings on Earth have been allowed to physically touch The Baby Suri, the first-born daughter of “power couple” Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes of Ohio. Well, news coming in early today is that Heidi may indeed be the seventh. She has been personally recruited by Tom Cruise via mobile cellular device to be the next babysitter for The Baby Suri!!! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes of Ohio can’t stay cooped up in their home every night of the week. It’s unfair to them!!! So Heidi to the rescue YET AGAIN!! She loves children and apparently The Baby Suri has been pointing at Heidi’s picture in different magazines and saying “Na--neee” in a VERY loud, longing voice. The Baby Suri is ALWAYS turning to the pages with Heidi on them!! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes of Ohio love it!!! They know The Baby Suri has a mind of her own. They have always stressed that their daughter is going to be HER OWN GIRL and not some Hollywood robot. So go out and have a great time, you two. Heidi has everything under control. She and The Baby Suri are best friends!!!!