Sources in southern Florida can’t stop gabbing about a run-in with famous Oscar-nominated actor Mickey Rourke at a popular cabana bar over the weekend. He wasn’t the only one—this is Florida we’re talking about, folks--but Mickey was stripped to the waist during an afternoon-long session throwing back Mai Tais like they were going out of style. Everyone in attendance couldn’t help notice he was sporting tattoo “cover-up tape” over his one pectoral. It was obviously the result of a brand-new tattoo. When some eager female fans asked to see what it was, he obliged and removed the bandage. In the most shocking news in some time, it was a head to toe portrait of Heidi from her world-famous “Higher” video!!!!!!!! The girls recognized her immediately but Mickey wasn’t playing ball. First he said it was Anna Nicole Smith and then he said Jessica Simpson.
C’mon Mick, quit taking the mick!!!!! We know you love Heidi! And you know what? One of Heidi’s favorite movies is this Mickey Rourke vehicle from way back when. So Heidi loves you, too!!
