Showing posts with label Fashion Industry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion Industry. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Heidi Hand-Chosen to be OFFICIAL Pallbearer at Funeral of Yves Saint Laurent


The world lost a fashion giant a few days ago, but of course there are always new and up and coming designers who are going to make fashion history no matter who came before. The people closest to Yves Saint Laurent as his long illness worked its way to the end are unanimous about one thing and that is that he regarded Heidi and her Heidiwood clothing line as the hands-down best of the “new breed” of California-based fashion pioneers. So it’s coming as no surprise to anyone in the industry that the last will and testament of Yves Saint Laurent specified specifically that Heidi be one of the pallbearers at Yves Saint Laurent’s funeral in the fashion capital of Paris. There were even rumors flying around over the weekend that the funeral was being moved to southern California in tribute to Heidi, but of course that is ridiculous. Yves Saint Laurent was many things but he was not an American, so how could he expect to be buried on American soil? Like I already said once—ridiculous!!! Heidi has had to cancel and rearrange more than half a dozen business appointments in order to attend this funeral but as usual she is handling these setbacks with her GOD-GIVEN aplomb. Yves Saint Laurent’s “grandma-type” clothes are just a bit too old-fashioned for a girl like Heidi, but she knows her fashion history. Of course, Heidi is in great shape physically, but she is female so even though she is an OFFICIAL pallbearer at this funeral, she will not be forced to carry the actual coffin. Arrangements have been made to have a cashmere blanket spread over the front half of the casket and Heidi will be asked to sit up there as the procession moves through the street of Paris and local church bells toll out the news that another life has been lost. People, it is quite obvious this is going to be the fashion event of the year, so Heidi has respectfully asked that she be permitted to wear her own clothing line and this request has been granted without hesitation.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Heidi making a play for L.A. Gear???


The continuing popularity of Heidi’s “Heidiwood” line of designer clothing is no secret. But there’s more wonderful news forthcoming because word from the top turret of the Montag Mansion is that Heidi is seriously considering re-launching the famous 80’s brand of L.A. Gear footwear to complement her Heidiwood line of best-selling designer clothing. Heidi is a girl on the go, and she knows that most of the pretty, fit girls her age and younger are on the go, too. And who wants to wear stupid, ugly Nikes all the time? These fuddy-duddy sneaker brands like Reebok and Nike just do not cater to the fashion-forward young woman with a lot on her mind. So Heidi to the rescue!!!

L.A. Gear was absolutely the biggest “lifestyle brand” of both the 80’s AND the 90’s and Heidi knows it is much, much easier to re-start an already famous brand than build something from scratch. After all, she’s done both!!! Heidiwood is like Gucci or Prada now!!! In less than one year!! Face it. Heidi knows the fashion industry inside and out, and she knows what her fans want. They want a stylish, fashionable shoe suitable for wearing both to the gym and to dinner at a wonderful restaurant. And it has to be something that girls not as wealthy as Heidi can afford with their own money. Not some super-expensive thing that they are shooting kids for like Air Jordans!!! Heidi would be devastated if one of her fans were killed over shoes. Or killed at all!! No one wants to see people die and that is the point!!!

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Looks like Heidi has picked the Bugatti Veyron!!


It’s official!!! Heidi’s personal shopper signed the paperwork Tuesday for Heidi to be placed at the very top of the waiting list for the Bugatti Veyron Fbg par Hermes “Supercar” automobile. This is the world’s fastest car and it is NOT for everyone. It is expensive (I won’t display the bad taste of other bloggers by publishing the price) and it is exclusive. ESPECIALLY the Hermes edition, which in the venerated tradition of this great fashion house will be one of the most luxurious and exclusive means of personal conveyance to be found on the road. ANY road, and that includes the rich Arab countries. Heidi has thought long and hard about this!!! It is her money that she’s earned herself so of course she is going to treat herself. If people have a problem with it they are welcome to save up their money and buy this car!!! Heidi was put at the top of the list because of her long history of working within and without the fashion industry to promote the most glamorous clothes and the most historic brands of luxury. Plus, she is a great driver!!! It is a win-win situation. The staff of Hermes is delighted and word is they are going to treat Heidi to a midnight shopping spree at their beautiful store at Via Bellagio in Las Vegas Nevada. The store will be closed to the public and ONLY Heidi will be allowed to shop!!! You may say that’s not fair, but it’s not fair to Heidi if she has to shop with her fans and the “paps” around because she is just too nice!!! She would never have time to pick out her free stuff!!! The workers at the store can’t stay there all night, just because people want to watch Heidi shop, can they??? And nor should they be asked to!!!!!!