Heidi to play lead in “The Amanda Peet Story!!!”

Hollywood agents have their tongues a’cluckin’ louder than the Perdue Factory Farms Chicken Ranch at recent news concerning Heidi Montag’s first ever Major Network “Movie of the Week” role in the highly-anticipated mini-series biopic “The Amanda Peet Story.” Heidi is justifiably excited about this role even though she obviously is going to have to dye her hair a much darker color than her natural blond hair color. Amanda Peet is best known and loved for her role as the crazy girlfriend in “Saving Silverman” but there has been much more to her life than just acting and Heidi is going to do a great job portraying the ups and downs of “making it” in New York City acting circles. It isn’t always a pretty picture but Heidi is not going to shy away from even the most sordid details of the infamous “early days” of Amanda Peet’s life. There may be some nude scenes but Heidi is not afraid because she is a BRAVE actress. This movie is going to have Neilsen home ratings boxes trembling like a freakin’ earthquake just hit town!!!

The Devil Wears Prada to be remade with Heidi!!!

The Devil Wears Prada was a pretty good movie but did anyone notice how unglamorous and mousy the lead actress Jane Hathaway was?? Well, the “big guns” in Hollywood did and they are putting plans in motion to remake the movie with Heidi in the starring role as the “It” girl assistant to famous editor Miranda Priestly of Runway magazine. The casting of this inspired remake is a who’s who of current Hollywood Royalty. Take a look:

Heidi Montag as Andy Sachs (the Midwest “Glamour Girl” who comes to be famous in NY)
Nicole Richie as Miranda Priestly (the evil fashion magazine editor and Heidi’s boss)
RuPaul as Nigel (the gay employee who befriends Andy and gives her free clothes)
Grand Dame Judy Dench as Emily (the snobby British fashion-nut who is assistant to Miranda and who is jealous of Heidi)
Jackie Earle Haley as Christian Thompson (the famous writer who seduces Heidi)
Kevin Dillon as Nate (Heidi’s boyfriend who wants to be a chef)
Jada Pinkett-Smith as Lily (Heidi’s black lesbian friend)
Guest stars Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen as the Priestly Twins (the little girls who read the Harry Potter book Heidi steals for them)

With a cast like that the batting average on this movie is bound to be 1,000%. Preorders for DVDs are through the roof and it hasn’t even been shot yet! Release will be late 2009 so we have to wait awhile. But you know it will be worth it!!! Heidi DESIGNS clothes so of course she is a natural for this role. Expect popcorn and candy sales to be up during screenings of this film, also, as Heidi’s fans are definitely from an upscale demographic!!!!

Heidi WILL NOT do a Hills movie. That decision is her right to choose!!!

I know a lot of “Hills” fans are piling into Heidi this week about her not wanting to bring the show up onto the big screen, but lest we forget, it is her choice—not the producers or manager’s choice about this movie.

It’s no secret that Denzel Washington (a multiple Oscar winner AND nominee) has expressed some very earnest interest in putting Heidi in one of his next movie vehicles. So why on earth would she do a blown-up TV show in the movie theatre? It just doesn’t make sense in any iota of thinking. A Hills movie would have to be Rated G. There is simply more money to be made in an R-rated movie starring a multiple Golden Globe and Oscar winner. Denzel fits that bill. And he wants Heidi to work with him!!! He’s said so more than once.

So back off!!! Once this Denzel movie is wrapped, then and maybe then will Heidi entertain the Hills movie vehicle. Patience will be justly rewarded.