The Devil Wears Prada to be remade with Heidi!!!

The Devil Wears Prada was a pretty good movie but did anyone notice how unglamorous and mousy the lead actress Jane Hathaway was?? Well, the “big guns” in Hollywood did and they are putting plans in motion to remake the movie with Heidi in the starring role as the “It” girl assistant to famous editor Miranda Priestly of Runway magazine. The casting of this inspired remake is a who’s who of current Hollywood Royalty. Take a look:

Heidi Montag as Andy Sachs (the Midwest “Glamour Girl” who comes to be famous in NY)
Nicole Richie as Miranda Priestly (the evil fashion magazine editor and Heidi’s boss)
RuPaul as Nigel (the gay employee who befriends Andy and gives her free clothes)
Grand Dame Judy Dench as Emily (the snobby British fashion-nut who is assistant to Miranda and who is jealous of Heidi)
Jackie Earle Haley as Christian Thompson (the famous writer who seduces Heidi)
Kevin Dillon as Nate (Heidi’s boyfriend who wants to be a chef)
Jada Pinkett-Smith as Lily (Heidi’s black lesbian friend)
Guest stars Ashley and Mary Kate Olsen as the Priestly Twins (the little girls who read the Harry Potter book Heidi steals for them)

With a cast like that the batting average on this movie is bound to be 1,000%. Preorders for DVDs are through the roof and it hasn’t even been shot yet! Release will be late 2009 so we have to wait awhile. But you know it will be worth it!!! Heidi DESIGNS clothes so of course she is a natural for this role. Expect popcorn and candy sales to be up during screenings of this film, also, as Heidi’s fans are definitely from an upscale demographic!!!!

Idiots can’t see the joke!! (What a surprise)

People are running off their mouths about how Heidi has recently stated that she wanted some rear end surgery done. Of course this was all spoken to the reporter “tongue in cheek” which means that Heidi was joking with the reporter about this particular procedure, which as far as I know no doctor has ever even performed. But no, people have to read everything “word for word” and then chime their two cents in about how it is “monstrous” and “unnatural” and perversions of nature. Can’t you even realize a joke for a joke? Heidi is making fools of you and still you bark like stray, mangy dogs about a pure fantasy world that would never in a million years materialize. Heidi knew this quote would be attributed as part of a cover story in InTouch magazine. InTouch magazine has something like fifty gazillion readers per weekly annum. So why wouldn’t she say that??????