Heidi to play lead in “The Amanda Peet Story!!!”

Hollywood agents have their tongues a’cluckin’ louder than the Perdue Factory Farms Chicken Ranch at recent news concerning Heidi Montag’s first ever Major Network “Movie of the Week” role in the highly-anticipated mini-series biopic “The Amanda Peet Story.” Heidi is justifiably excited about this role even though she obviously is going to have to dye her hair a much darker color than her natural blond hair color. Amanda Peet is best known and loved for her role as the crazy girlfriend in “Saving Silverman” but there has been much more to her life than just acting and Heidi is going to do a great job portraying the ups and downs of “making it” in New York City acting circles. It isn’t always a pretty picture but Heidi is not going to shy away from even the most sordid details of the infamous “early days” of Amanda Peet’s life. There may be some nude scenes but Heidi is not afraid because she is a BRAVE actress. This movie is going to have Neilsen home ratings boxes trembling like a freakin’ earthquake just hit town!!!

Oprah gushes about Heidi: "She reminds me of me!!!"

Oprah Winfrey has made television history more than once whether it be by giving away cars, being the first to break big news stories or even just having political candidates on to talk about their policies. But rarely does Oprah give out that one thing that so many of us are dying for: Praise. Usually she just sits back and lets people talk about themselves. That is her specialty and her gift. But when recently asked to give her thoughts on who are the brightest lights of the upcoming generation of stars, Oprah was quick to single out Heidi Montag as the best of the bunch. She even went so far as to compare herself to Heidi!!! That is fantastic news. Heidi isn’t a big fan of the Oprah TV show, but of course she respects Oprah’s accomplishments. Oprah is a billionaire after all!!! Heidi has the drive and determination Oprah has, plus the added bonus of having more varied talents than Oprah. As far as acting goes, we all know Oprah was in that slave movie and in “Ghost” but Heidi is on a #1 TV show!! And have you ever heard Oprah sing? Come on, Heidi has the #1 Video Internet Song!! Furthermore, no one is going to want to watch Oprah on the beach in a bikini!! Heidi? No problem—they will watch all day! And they have and will CONTINUE to do so!!! So why wouldn’t you take Oprah for her word?? She is shrewd enough to recognize her failings in comparisons to Heidi’s strengths and brave enough to say it out loud!!!! Good job, Oprah!!

Starring role for Heidi in “Hans and Franz” reunion movie??

Major news from the major studios today. One of the biggest Hollywood studios extant will be releasing a blockbuster movie in the summer of 2009 featuring the long-awaited reunion and big screen reappearance of Austrian body-building gods “Hans and Franz.” This movie will be released in all 50 states nationwide. The title is pending. Unsurprisingly, Heidi has been tapped for the role of romantic lead/glamour girl in this blockbuster cinematic vehicle. Moles from the screenwriter’s guild are saying that this movie is going to be positioned as a “dark comedy” in which Hans and Franz actually KILL someone because he has harassed Heidi’s character and made her life miserable. Apparently, these guys actually rip this dude apart with their bare hands and the CGI effects in play during this scene are supposed to be tremendous. Sounds gruesome, but the guy deserves it!!!! You do NOT go around harassing ANY woman if she tells you to leave her alone. Heidi is not asking for special treatment, as will be revealed for all to see on the big screen, she told the guy several times to just leave her be but to no avail. She can’t control what Hans and Franz does??!! Like I said, the guy deserved it. There is not a court in the land that would convict and/or disagree.

Heidi WILL NOT do a Hills movie. That decision is her right to choose!!!

I know a lot of “Hills” fans are piling into Heidi this week about her not wanting to bring the show up onto the big screen, but lest we forget, it is her choice—not the producers or manager’s choice about this movie.

It’s no secret that Denzel Washington (a multiple Oscar winner AND nominee) has expressed some very earnest interest in putting Heidi in one of his next movie vehicles. So why on earth would she do a blown-up TV show in the movie theatre? It just doesn’t make sense in any iota of thinking. A Hills movie would have to be Rated G. There is simply more money to be made in an R-rated movie starring a multiple Golden Globe and Oscar winner. Denzel fits that bill. And he wants Heidi to work with him!!! He’s said so more than once.

So back off!!! Once this Denzel movie is wrapped, then and maybe then will Heidi entertain the Hills movie vehicle. Patience will be justly rewarded.