Heidi line of cell phones---2009 launch!!

Everybody knows about Vertu cell phones. They are the undisputed “best in the business.” But did you know that this esteemed brand will soon be #2 on the block?? Yes, it is a fact. Word from the patent attorney and legal circles is that business development contracts have been signed between Heidi and the Pantech Cellular Device Manufacturing Company to design and build a new line of exclusive, ultra-premium mobile devices. These aren’t going to be just a phone, people. It will have “on the go” voice mail playback, random internet access, blue tooth wire less technology, remote ignition for any make of import automobile and more.

What makes this one of the most unique deals in the biz is that Heidi is not going to just “put her name on it” she is going to be involved in the design and the research and development of the phone’s “innards.” She wants to make sure her fans are getting the best phone!!! She will be testing the products of the best companies currently extant and then SHE will pick the speaker that sounds best, the keypad that is the best to touch and the longest-lasting battery, etc. Engineers will be there to consult with but Heidi will have the final say. No other celebrity has ever approached a new product launch from this “hands on” angle. Is it no wonder initial orders of this phone are already sold out. And with a price far north of the Vertu, too. But it will be worth it!!!!

Heidi making a play for L.A. Gear???

The continuing popularity of Heidi’s “Heidiwood” line of designer clothing is no secret. But there’s more wonderful news forthcoming because word from the top turret of the Montag Mansion is that Heidi is seriously considering re-launching the famous 80’s brand of L.A. Gear footwear to complement her Heidiwood line of best-selling designer clothing. Heidi is a girl on the go, and she knows that most of the pretty, fit girls her age and younger are on the go, too. And who wants to wear stupid, ugly Nikes all the time? These fuddy-duddy sneaker brands like Reebok and Nike just do not cater to the fashion-forward young woman with a lot on her mind. So Heidi to the rescue!!!

L.A. Gear was absolutely the biggest “lifestyle brand” of both the 80’s AND the 90’s and Heidi knows it is much, much easier to re-start an already famous brand than build something from scratch. After all, she’s done both!!! Heidiwood is like Gucci or Prada now!!! In less than one year!! Face it. Heidi knows the fashion industry inside and out, and she knows what her fans want. They want a stylish, fashionable shoe suitable for wearing both to the gym and to dinner at a wonderful restaurant. And it has to be something that girls not as wealthy as Heidi can afford with their own money. Not some super-expensive thing that they are shooting kids for like Air Jordans!!! Heidi would be devastated if one of her fans were killed over shoes. Or killed at all!! No one wants to see people die and that is the point!!!

Heidiwood clothing line and critics thereof

It seems like the fashion critics and other wannabees are having a “field day” shooting down Heidi’s clothing line—which is called HeidiWood. They are saying that it is trash or whatever. I don’t know a whole lot about women’s clothing but most of these smart-ass critics who have been saying this stuff have been males of the homosexual variety. What the heck does a gay man know about woman’s clothes???? Men wear Men’s clothes, no matter what their sexual preferences. No Male is ever fit to judge clothes a woman has designed and that are meant to be worn by a woman. That’s it. End of story.

More on this later….