Heidi to Clooney: “Leatherheads” No Good!!!

Reports are surfacing of a brief tete-a-tete that took place over the weekend at one of the world’s most popular bars in LA—which shall remain unnamed here. (HMIB is NOT a free advertising service!) Heidi and Hollywood tastemaker George Clooney happened to be in the VIP room at the same time, so of course they engaged in some light conversation. Apparently Heidi spoke her mind to George about his latest (flop) movie and she gave him her honest, unvarnished opinion. And George loved it!!! He has always been one of Tinseltown’s “coolest customers” and he has done so much for the poor people of Africa that we can all learn a lesson from his actions. He can see that the movie is not doing well—the American people have rejected it!!! But the “hows and whys” of its failure are something it takes another big star to spell out. And Heidi did just that!!!! She has had a great run with her TV show, song, and clothing line, so she knows of what she speaks!! And she is a rabid football fan as well (In fact she is very close friends with the Bowlen family who own the Denver Broncos) and George’s movie just did not deliver the goods when it comes to an accurate portrayal of America’s Pastime. It’s not a crime--he’s had so many great movies that people are still going to love him and watch his every move. All in all, though, Heidi was very diplomatic, but the truth had to be told. You can bet his next movie’s going to be better!!!

Heidi M. and Ashley Dupre—Absolutely no connection!!!!

This office has been inundated with calls and questions this morning regarding fresh rumors about a possible “link” between Heidi and shamed New York state call girl Ashley Dupre. No one, and I repeat absolutely no one, not even the most poisonous reptiles in the Heidi hater crowd, are saying Heidi was involved or worked for the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring of harlots and low-born women. BUT, and this is an important distinction, certain unnamed “spies” are claiming Heidi and this Dupre may have “exchanged words” in the VIP room of the famous Chelsea nightclub Stereo in the autumn of 2007. Unlikely, yes, but not impossible!!!

Let’s examine: Dupre is certainly capable of using various carnal means of getting into a VIP section she has no earthly justification being in, so she may have, physically, been inside the velvet ropes the fateful night in question. But Heidi talk to such a tramp? If ANY words were exchanged, Heidi probably thought Dupre was a waitress or washroom attendant wandering by and maybe, just maybe, placed an order for a bottle of super-premium vodka with her. She would have absolutely nothing to say to this woman beyond that. Do you honestly think they have anything in common? Does Heidi Fleiss have anything in common with Katie Holmes-Cruise? Does Jenna Jameson have anything in common with Jennifer Garner-Affleck? Of course not!! A whore is a whore is a whore. There are no “whore” celebrities. Heidi Montag is an A-list celebrity and is treated as such, deservedly so. These stories and rumors will quickly go the way of the Dodo—crushed by the wheels of time.