Heidi elected Emergency Spice Girl!!!!

The Spice Girls reunion tour of 2007-2008 was by far the highest-grossing concert on record. Adults young and old and kids of every size and age packed into the stadiums like sardines for the sole purpose of seeing five talented ladies “strut their stuff.” UNFORTUNATELY, there is always a bad apple in the bunch and this time around Ms. Emma Bunton a.k.a. “Baby Spice” is the wormy, rotten fruit in question. She RUINED it for everyone because she couldn’t get along with the other girls. Her behavior was reprehensible--there is even a rumor that she piddled into a plate of Scary Spice’s food when Scary Spice turned away to take a phone call. That is disgusting and racist!! Because of her refusal to continue on with the tour it had to be cancelled. The other girls were heartbroken and they are dying to reschedule the tour dates. Emma Bunton basically CHEATED millions of fans out of their rights. But what can they do??? Well, here comes Heidi!!! She is going to be the newest Spice Girl and her nickname of course is going to be Glamour Girl Spice. In England they spell Glamour differently!! Apparently the Spice Girls were downloading Heidi’s song like crazy when it first came out and, well, when the spot opened up for an “Emergency” Spice Girl, her name immediately vaulted to the top of the list. ALL the food on this tour will be paid for by the record company. And drinks, too!!! All Heidi has to do is show up and sing her heart out. And you know that’s exactly what she’s going to do!!!! There isn’t a stadium built on Earth that can hold all her fans!!!