Idiots can’t see the joke!! (What a surprise)

People are running off their mouths about how Heidi has recently stated that she wanted some rear end surgery done. Of course this was all spoken to the reporter “tongue in cheek” which means that Heidi was joking with the reporter about this particular procedure, which as far as I know no doctor has ever even performed. But no, people have to read everything “word for word” and then chime their two cents in about how it is “monstrous” and “unnatural” and perversions of nature. Can’t you even realize a joke for a joke? Heidi is making fools of you and still you bark like stray, mangy dogs about a pure fantasy world that would never in a million years materialize. Heidi knew this quote would be attributed as part of a cover story in InTouch magazine. InTouch magazine has something like fifty gazillion readers per weekly annum. So why wouldn’t she say that??????