Major news from the major studios today. One of the biggest Hollywood studios extant will be releasing a blockbuster movie in the summer of 2009 featuring the long-awaited reunion and big screen reappearance of Austrian body-building gods “Hans and Franz.” This movie will be released in all 50 states nationwide. The title is pending. Unsurprisingly, Heidi has been tapped for the role of romantic lead/glamour girl in this blockbuster cinematic vehicle. Moles from the screenwriter’s guild are saying that this movie is going to be positioned as a “dark comedy” in which Hans and Franz actually KILL someone because he has harassed Heidi’s character and made her life miserable. Apparently, these guys actually rip this dude apart with their bare hands and the CGI effects in play during this scene are supposed to be tremendous. Sounds gruesome, but the guy deserves it!!!! You do NOT go around harassing ANY woman if she tells you to leave her alone. Heidi is not asking for special treatment, as will be revealed for all to see on the big screen, she told the guy several times to just leave her be but to no avail. She can’t control what Hans and Franz does??!! Like I said, the guy deserved it. There is not a court in the land that would convict and/or disagree.
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