Friday, April 25, 2008

Heidi M. and Ashley Dupre—Absolutely no connection!!!!


This office has been inundated with calls and questions this morning regarding fresh rumors about a possible “link” between Heidi and shamed New York state call girl Ashley Dupre. No one, and I repeat absolutely no one, not even the most poisonous reptiles in the Heidi hater crowd, are saying Heidi was involved or worked for the Emperor’s Club prostitution ring of harlots and low-born women. BUT, and this is an important distinction, certain unnamed “spies” are claiming Heidi and this Dupre may have “exchanged words” in the VIP room of the famous Chelsea nightclub Stereo in the autumn of 2007. Unlikely, yes, but not impossible!!!

Let’s examine: Dupre is certainly capable of using various carnal means of getting into a VIP section she has no earthly justification being in, so she may have, physically, been inside the velvet ropes the fateful night in question. But Heidi talk to such a tramp? If ANY words were exchanged, Heidi probably thought Dupre was a waitress or washroom attendant wandering by and maybe, just maybe, placed an order for a bottle of super-premium vodka with her. She would have absolutely nothing to say to this woman beyond that. Do you honestly think they have anything in common? Does Heidi Fleiss have anything in common with Katie Holmes-Cruise? Does Jenna Jameson have anything in common with Jennifer Garner-Affleck? Of course not!! A whore is a whore is a whore. There are no “whore” celebrities. Heidi Montag is an A-list celebrity and is treated as such, deservedly so. These stories and rumors will quickly go the way of the Dodo—crushed by the wheels of time.

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