Those of us who are “white-collar” workers have all seen unsolicited faxes clogging up the company fax machine and wasting valuable time, ink and paper. These unwanted “office pests” usually come slithering out of the machine with promises of cut-rate Mexican Cruise vacations or “buy one get one free” Disney weddings, but recent weeks have seen a spate of highly dubious faxes hitting the inboxes of Fortune 500 companies promising free Heidiwood shopping sprees to unsuspecting fashionistas. Of course reaction to this offer has been immediate and enthusiastic! There is ONE small problem, however. Heidi herself has never authorized this, nor has the company who makes and sells her clothes. It is a LIE, a TRICK, and Heidi is practically in tears over this wholesale swindling of her fans. HMIB is proud to be one of several media outlets Heidi’s handlers have asked to try and turn this sick hoax around for the better. So I AM TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW. Do not fall for this fax. Ball it up. Shred it. Burn it. (Outside, please!!) But do not call or email the number given on the fax. It is just putting money in the pockets of lazy bums who have done NOTHING and get everything in return. It’s not fair to Heidi!!!!! Why would she GIVE AWAY clothes??? They are not rags!!! There ought to be laws against this!
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