Uno Italian Food Chain Company has announced the following change to their summer dining menu. Starting June 1st, just in time for the warm weather, they will be offering their valued customers the Marvelous Montag Deep-Dish Pizza. This will be a TRADEMARKED name and the toppings for this pizza are to be hand-picked by Heidi herself. This will be a LIMITED EDITION offering offered only for the three months of Summer. The company WILL NOT be revealing the ingredients of the pizza until the menus are printed and ready to be given to customers, for obvious reasons of security. They can not have small “mom and pop” pizza shops stealing the ingredients and concept of what promises to be a wholly unique pie and top seller in the Uno pizza empire. Heidi has spent a lot of her own PERSONAL time working on the “blueprint” of putting this pizza together. Why would she let someone who’s put absolutely no time or effort walk off with her ideas? That is asinine!!! She wants the people who buy her pizza to get their money’s worth and also to come back time and time again. To buy more pizzas!!! Bear in mind that this will be a “Deep-Dish” pizza packed with delicious ingredients. Deep Dish pizzas have always been regarded as the most upscale pizza pie available for sale. It sounds like this is a win-win-win situation for everyone. 1.) Heidi 2.) The Uno Italian Pizza Company 3.) People who love pizza!!
Uno means “one” in foreign non-English languages and Heidi is #1!!! Talk about a match made in Heaven, this one is positively celestial…congratulations, Heidi!!!
1 comment:
mmmmmm! looks delicious!
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