We’ve all seen them and we all love them. You can’t visit AOL, Hotmail or even NFL.com without spying one. They are those adorable banner ads featuring various glamorous people bustin’ out their best dance moves. These ads are indisputably the most popular internet sensation of 2008 and Heidi is the latest celebrity to be asked to contribute to this viral phenomenon. She is going to be using the signature dance routine she immortalized in her seaside music video “Higher.” Yes, a miniaturized and digitized “virtual Heidi” will be “shakin’ her thang” on banners for the LowerMyBills.com website. It’s no surprise Heidi has been asked to contribute--she has already been rated the #1 Most Searched Keyword on the entire World Wide Web for four months running. In fact, her name in combination with other words, most notably “best singer” “biggest reality TV star” “shag-o-licious” and “America’s most beautiful woman” take up five of the top ten spots on Web Search engines the world over. Previous “Queens of the Internet” like Chinese gymnast He Kexin and television coquette Tila Tequila have been pushed aside by the enormity of Heidi’s popularity, but it’s not her fault if people love her!!!! God, stop your whining, bitches!!!!
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