Heidi was recently among the A-List crowd at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion for a special 35th Anniversary screening of the cult movie “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” Heidi had heard of this movie, but never seen it before and it turned out to be quite an event for her. Witnesses at the party all agree that at the first sight of the diminutive orange-hued factory slaves colloquially known as “Oompa-Loompas,” Heidi passed out cold and had to be carried from the screening room. Some of the big names in attendance were Benihana heiress Devon Aoki, comedian Louie Anderson, video actor Dick Rambone, Bangles lead singer Susanna Hoffs and FDNY Fire Commissioner Nicholas Scoppetta. Every guest in attendance was shocked and disappointed that the host of this party, the rumored-to-be-senile Hugh Hefner, would wantonly expose Heidi to images of these vile half-men. Heidi was too gracious a guest to speak out loud about this violation of her sensibilities, but her attorneys may not be so reticent!!!!
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