The Summer Olympics are barreling towards all of us like an out of control 18 wheeler and you know for sure the USA is gonna win!!! We won’t take all the medals, but most of them will be ours. One of our best teams is the US Women’s Soccer Football team. They have been world champions many times over. This is going to be a great Olympics for them, but one of the most unfortunate things about having to travel abroad to compete is the ever-present specter of death threats from disgruntled, and to put it quite bluntly, insane fans. It seems some of the comments #1 U.S. goalkeeper Hope Solo recently made about the Chinese people and their outmoded form of government have raised the ire of a certain number of residents of this COMMUNIST country. As a US citizen, she has the God-Given RIGHT to say whatever she wants. Unfortunately, some foreigners disagree, and even if you manage to inflame the passions of just 1/10 of 1% of a population of a sprawling country whose citizens number well over a billion—well, the figures are astronomical. Beautiful, blonde athlete Hope Solo is in serious trouble over this and the U.S. Olympic committee has entered in agreements with Heidi for Heidi to act as a decoy or “Fake Hope Solo” for the fortnight the games will be held. She will travel with the team, be seen at ceremonial functions with the team and may even spend some time in goal during early round matches to ensure that the real Hope Solo remains under the cover of security and in perfect condition to lead our Stars and Stripes girls to Victory. It is a dangerous undertaking but Heidi is not afraid. She believes in the USA. And so should all of us!!!
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